why conflict is human, unavoidable, and usually doesn't end until somebody gets hurt

"bay gull" or "bag ul"? which way do you pronounce the chewy bready breakfast roll spelled b-a-g-e-l? Do you say it like a clean white bird soaring above a hidden bay on a tropical beach, or like a dirty, tattered paper sack full of "uls"? Here is the test. If you are civilized and desire a world filled with grace, you have chosen "bay gull." If you were raised by prairie dogs, you probably say "bag ul." Not that jimmy wants to use this blog as a bully-pulpit, no way, jimmy just observes and reports, kind of like joe mccarthy did. tail-gunner jimmy. did i mention how much i love mrs. jimmy? because i do. really. a lot. but really, bag ul?