expectations

honest rod's service center charged me $335.07 to replace the "throttle body" on my car. So, they fixed my car and charged me for it, rather than to go through the effort (as per their motto) of "exceeding my expectations with customer service second to none," by dropping an asteroid on my car, giving me a new car, and presenting me with a gold and jimdandium asteroid...and that would have just MET my expectations. How dare anyone think they could exceed jimmy's expectations. Pikers.