Free Rides Here!

I wish I had a haywagon.  The kind you give rides on.  I would decorate it with hay and I would offer kids and adults FREE rides.  When it would get full to the brim with passengers I would start out slow, safe and let the people know they should jump off whenever they want.  And I would then steadily increase my speed and erratic driving pattern with plenty of unpredictable swerving and jarring stops and starts, faster and faster until I have thrown every one of those "free-riders" off my haywagon.  I think people who give up right away, the quitters, are usually, unjustly, made to look bad in our society- in this case, those people would be the clear winners.   Plus it just sounds like fun to fling people off a haywagon.  I better make it an L.L.C..