dr. feelprettygood

I remember a kid in school who ate cherry Chapstick.  His parents could afford cherry Chapstick.  I ate generic chapstick, aka, lip balm.  Years later, he ended up arrested on multiple weapon and drug charges.  I ended up writing a blog for six people.  I guess the lesson here is that eating chapstick of any kind is a bad idea that leads to bad things.  Gateway drug, or just stupid, all I know is that he always got the chicks.  Maybe I got the lesson wrong, again.